Remember BBC's Saturday morning show, 'Swapshop' with Noel Edmonds?!
This afternoon I text messaged the Coastguard team to offer a cream leather armchair (good condition) and matching poofe. Free.
I then get a series of helpful and somewhat random messages sent back. I didn't realise I'd started a Swapshop!
Chris:- No, but do you have a tumble dryer?
Ian:- Yes but not the poofe.
Ian:- No actually just teasing but I want to get rid of a computer monitor and speakers.
Brian:- Are we patrolling this afternoon or delivering furniture?
Ian:- If Chris takes the wife and kids I'll buy him the tumble dryer.
Brian:- I have a new phone which is 2 complicated.
Roger: I've filled the fridge full of chocolate and drinks - but the crisps are in the cupboard?!
So it appears that we have a armchair, computer monitor and speakers, three kids and a wife to give away. But we need a tumble dryer.
Meanwhile Brian has a new phone which he can't work, and there is a fridge full of chocolate.